Jokes
Busted
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
Fathered
There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided
Drugs
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. ,The defense attorney asked,
Finder's keepers
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head.
Vetoed Valentine Promotions
Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble
Moms and Their Snooping
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you
Those Darn Kids
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were
No Bees Here
There was a brave with no sexual experience. He
A Redneck's Lovahs
If you have six lovers and five are your daughters,
Biting the Bullet
One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking
Both Ways
A mother had three daughters and at their weddings
Do You Know Jack S*!#?
Has anyone ever said to you, ''Do you know Jack
The Hotel
There was a man who was drivivng down the road
Talking Parrot
This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting
Dragons
A father has three daughters that are all getting
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
1) Chest Trays 2) NFRU (Not for Recreational
TV's New Fall Season
NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30
Never Seen A Priest
An old man from a far off land was once on the
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner...
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.
The Farmer's Daughters
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters
Taking a Tickle
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank
Just a Weeee Bit
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they
Fashion Tips for the First Lady
Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session. If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts,
The Top 15 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new
Parrot and the Madam
Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the
Last Child Support Payment
Today is my daughters 18th birthday......I'm so glad that this I my last....damn child support payment.
Serious Stealing Case
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years
The Parrot from a Whorehouse
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally
Autopsy
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, An autopsy professor was giving an introductory
Ugly Baby
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always