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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage

Fathered

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided

Drugs

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. ,The defense attorney asked,

Finder's keepers

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head.

Vetoed Valentine Promotions

Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect

The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble

Moms and Their Snooping

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

Those Darn Kids

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were

No Bees Here

There was a brave with no sexual experience. He

A Redneck's Lovahs

If you have six lovers and five are your daughters,

Biting the Bullet

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

Both Ways

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings

Do You Know Jack S*!#?

Has anyone ever said to you, ''Do you know Jack

The Hotel

There was a man who was drivivng down the road

Talking Parrot

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday

Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting

Dragons

A father has three daughters that are all getting

Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts

1) Chest Trays 2) NFRU (Not for Recreational

TV's New Fall Season

    NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30

Never Seen A Priest

An old man from a far off land was once on the

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner...

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.

The Farmer's Daughters

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters

Taking a Tickle

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank

Just a Weeee Bit

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

Fashion Tips for the First Lady

Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session. If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts,

The Top 15 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new

Parrot and the Madam

Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the

Last Child Support Payment

Today is my daughters 18th birthday......I'm so glad that this I my last....damn child support payment.

Serious Stealing Case

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years

The Parrot from a Whorehouse

A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally

Autopsy

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, An autopsy professor was giving an introductory

Ugly Baby

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always