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The definition of an upgrade is removing the oldbugs and installing new ones

John was talking to his fiancée, Rebecca, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"To

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same

Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A:

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

What's the definition of bravery? A man with

Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

What's the definition of suspect? A nun jumping

One day, a little boy asks his father what the

Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four

What is the definition of indefinitely When your

Blonde definition of socialism? Partying!

What is the definition of suspicious? A nun

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

Q. What is the definition of disgusting? A.

What's the definition of innocence? A nun working

Definition of a born loser: a stowaway on a kamikaze

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Q. What is the definition of "making love?" A:

What's Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex? When

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?" A: When

1) You define summer as three months of bad

What's the definition of "wicker box"?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly