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A married couple went to the hospital to have their

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A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the

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A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards

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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always