Jokes
Lesbian Patient
A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your
LIGHTS OUT
In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management
Male Organ
Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can
Geography of a woman and man
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages
How many lawyers does it take to change a...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
This week, the Bush administration finally released
Don''t Say a Word
Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally
I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman...
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I
Snail Shanghai
A snail is walking down the road, when all of a
Reasons Santa Can't Be a Man
Men can't pack a bag. Men wouldn't be caught dead
Santa Claus is a Woman
I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be
Louisiana Heritage
A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your
The Insomniac
How do you describe a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of
The 20 Disses
Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.
Analysis of the ''F'' Word
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
Helping the Pope With His Holy Crossword
A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane.
Oreo Psycho-Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered
The Stuttering Cat
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that
Guide to Dating
Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with
Pumpkin Lover
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin
Kick in the Ass
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by
American Justice
This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly
Play a Game
One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place
Strange Romantic Poems
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I
Does It Hurt?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
Retirees
Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many
Love, Lust and Marriage
Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-
Blonde Sayings
I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think
Definitions
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
Notice to All EMS Personnel
From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from
Watch Those Senior Citizens
This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,
2005 Darwin Awards
[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who
Santa is a Woman
I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's
The Playground
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows
Alternate Meanings
Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply
Why Math Is Taught In Schools
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,
Words Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to
Favorite Flower
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor
Pumpkin Patch
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch
Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first
Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your
Shooting a Goat
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling
Dating Dictionary
ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what
Don't Speak
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a