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Lesbian Patient

A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your

LIGHTS OUT

In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management

Male Organ

Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can

Geography of a woman and man

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages

How many lawyers does it take to change a...

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Don''t Say a Word

Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally

I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman...

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

Snail Shanghai

A snail is walking down the road, when all of a

Reasons Santa Can't Be a Man

Men can't pack a bag. Men wouldn't be caught dead

Santa Claus is a Woman

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

Louisiana Heritage

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

The Insomniac

How do you describe a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3

How many lawyers does it take to change a light

69 Things to do in Wal-Mart

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

The 20 Disses

Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just

GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

Things Found Only In America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your

How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

Analysis of the ''F'' Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful

Helping the Pope With His Holy Crossword

A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane.

Oreo Psycho-Personality Test

    Psychologists have discovered

The Stuttering Cat

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that

Guide to Dating

Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with

Pumpkin Lover

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

Kick in the Ass

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by

American Justice

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

Play a Game

One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place

Strange Romantic Poems

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I

Does It Hurt?

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

Retirees

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many

Love, Lust and Marriage

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

Blonde Sayings

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think

Definitions

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

Notice to All EMS Personnel

From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from

Watch Those Senior Citizens

This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

2005 Darwin Awards

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Santa is a Woman

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

The Playground

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows

Alternate Meanings

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

Why Math Is Taught In Schools

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

Words Women Use

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to

Favorite Flower

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor

Pumpkin Patch

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

Two Old Pensioners

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first

Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

Shooting a Goat

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling

Dating Dictionary

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what

Don't Speak

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a