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Jewish Genie

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Sahara Desert

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

Tie

A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies

Jewish Genie

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

The King & The Sorcerer

A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws

Survivor

A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded

What do you call a monket...

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? Scewed

Big Pink Gorilla

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...

CNN Late Breaking News! It has been reported that

Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...

Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when

The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Attack of the American Women

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

Brunette Jokes

"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office

Blonde Rows of Corn

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road

Burning Bush

Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning

Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

Ladies Laugh Last

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

The Deserted Island

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

The Jewish Vote

I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

English, Irish & Scottish Football

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

Texan Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

Rotten Reggie

There is this third grade class with this kid named

Sex Sandals

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They

Cowboy and the Indian

There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through

The Stupid Nomad

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on

George W. and Moses

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane

Bedouins

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When

On a Deserted Island

A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors

Ships of the Desert

Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?

Thank The lord!

There was a guy in the middle of the desert and

No Screwing!

Following a tragic boating accident, a husband

Three Girls in the Desert

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

Buttered Corn, Yum

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

It's Sohotta In The Sahara

There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed

Camelback

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

The Native American Clock

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the

My Husband Likes To Watch

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

Clinton's Eternity

An atomic bomb went off in Washington and everyone

Sheik That Rooster

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

Shipwreck'd

Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island

Desert Island Rescue

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.

Stupid, Stupid People

      AT&T fired President John

More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

Actual Instruction Labels...

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Essential Desert Objects

A judge was punishing three men because they had

The Cute Camel

A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these

Indian weatherman

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and

Tonto & Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men

Scrap Yard

A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Management said, "Someone might steal from

Moral of the Story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

Football Star

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

Snake Model

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

Smell the Bacon?

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

Moses at the Airport

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

George Carlin: I'm a BAD American

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

Redneck Timbuktu

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said

Liberal / Conservative / Southerner

Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a

Irishman on a Desert Island

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual

In The Beautiful South Pacific

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

Sisters of St. Francis

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

IRS Genie

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

Faith in Jesus

A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea. As the water lapped around his

Aliens

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas

Blonde Boater - True Story

Blonde Boater A True Story Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an

Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at

The Felix Crash

Felix from the odd couple went on a ballon ride. He did not have enough hot air and crashed in a remote

Camel Questions

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge

Railroad

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks

Serving at a Desert Outpost

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed