Jokes
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
Sahara Desert
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly
Tie
A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
The King & The Sorcerer
A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws
Survivor
A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded
What do you call a monket...
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? Scewed
Big Pink Gorilla
One day in the middle of the desert a man's car
CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...
CNN Late Breaking News! It has been reported that
Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
This week, the Bush administration finally released
Attack of the American Women
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert
Brunette Jokes
"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office
Blonde Rows of Corn
A blonde is driving along a deserted country road
Burning Bush
Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The
Ladies Laugh Last
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless
The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
The Jewish Vote
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.
English, Irish & Scottish Football
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
Texan Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last
Rotten Reggie
There is this third grade class with this kid named
Sex Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They
Cowboy and the Indian
There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through
The Stupid Nomad
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on
George W. and Moses
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane
Bedouins
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When
On a Deserted Island
A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors
Ships of the Desert
Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?
Thank The lord!
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and
No Screwing!
Following a tragic boating accident, a husband
Three Girls in the Desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
Buttered Corn, Yum
Once upon a time there were three men lost in a
It's Sohotta In The Sahara
There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed
Camelback
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion
The Native American Clock
One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the
My Husband Likes To Watch
A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.
Clinton's Eternity
An atomic bomb went off in Washington and everyone
Sheik That Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive
Shipwreck'd
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island
Desert Island Rescue
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
Actual Instruction Labels...
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out
Essential Desert Objects
A judge was punishing three men because they had
The Cute Camel
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these
Indian weatherman
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and
Tonto & Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men
Scrap Yard
A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Management said, "Someone might steal from
Moral of the Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with
Football Star
The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was
Snake Model
Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations
Smell the Bacon?
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just
Moses at the Airport
Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a
George Carlin: I'm a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I
Redneck Timbuktu
The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student
Once Upon a Time
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said
Liberal / Conservative / Southerner
Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a
Irishman on a Desert Island
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual
In The Beautiful South Pacific
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people
Sisters of St. Francis
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his
IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling
Faith in Jesus
A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea. As the water lapped around his
Aliens
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas
Blonde Boater - True Story
Blonde Boater A True Story Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an
Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your
3 Men, 3 Wishes
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at
The Felix Crash
Felix from the odd couple went on a ballon ride. He did not have enough hot air and crashed in a remote
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge
Railroad
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks
Serving at a Desert Outpost
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed