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Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush

There once was this guy who was going on a date

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

A wealthy wife and husband were leaving to go to

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After

A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl

People are always on the lookout for a new diet.

Dear __________________________,    

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The house was in his name

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another