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DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully

Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have

A guy went to a whore house for a piece of ass, but only had 5.00. The madam suggested that he go and

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to

Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff.

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken

Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry

There is this extremely horny guy who loves to

10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again

There once was a toad who was a bit different than

Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to

Three college students were in England and were

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful

You might be a redneck if directions to your house

   As you grow older, what lost

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately,

The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION: Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered

You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes