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You may not be able to party after marriage if your wife is like this one.............:)Newlyweds This

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the

Yo house is so dirty, when I walked outside I had

Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.

What's the best part of gardening? Getting down

Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

Why do some blondes only think about sex? Because

Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.

Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble

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1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags

You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose

Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The

1.Come out of the stall with wet hands. 2.Pour

What do you get when you are on you hands and knees?

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he

What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a

You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud

A grade school teacher comes into class one morning

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends

One day, a little boy asks his father what the

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use

Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti.

Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls

Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in mud.

Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the

Yo Mama's house is so dirty, I tripped over a

"Your dog is pretty dirty," Mrs. Trupin said to

A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling.

This guy comes home from work one day to find his

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

Your house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

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"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant

When you are dating..... Farting is never an

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Last name: ________________ First name (check

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "What human body part increases to ten

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says:

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees,

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL,

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend

Little Johnny goes to class one day to find that he has a substitute teacher. As the class gets settled

A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper.

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem