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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example

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1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising.

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Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A.

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A man notices a peculiar rash on his chest. The

Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? Because

Two residents at a nursing home became good friends.

An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive

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A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a

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After his annual checkup, Bob is shocked to learn

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1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

The AMA and NZMA has declared that the long term implications of drugs or medical procedures must

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

This is important information just in case. Symptoms of the Bird Flu... The Center for Disease

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.

My wife of 14 years is convinced she has Mad Cow disease... ... After all, she had a fast food taco

Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go

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The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife

"Diane, I just don't understand?! I don't have a boyfriend or a husband, I can never get a date and

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him,

A woman is becoming increasingly worried that she might never find a mate. She wonders if there is