divorce

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,

A judge was interviewing a women regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the

An old man and his young wife were getting divorce at a local court. But the custody of children posed

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide

One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman"

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

A woman finds out that her husband is cheating

Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in

A couple were driving to a church to get married.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck

There are three types of sex in a marriage. The

A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks,

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce,

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced

Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court.

Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of

Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on

The difference between a divorce and a circumcision

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because

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There was a woman who got married. Her husband

"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

Two guys from Blount County are sittin' in a boat on Douglas Lake fishing and suckin' down beer when

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

They wanted to allow divorced women to compete in the Miss America pageant. Was that a good idea? Do

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.

1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner.

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell

"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina. "Fifty years," Grandma

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?",

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the Peace to get married. They had

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for

A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally

A woman's husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't