Jokes
Strange Happenings
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed
Mongolian VD
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not
Mysterious death
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive
Cooky Cookie Joke
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office? A:
Dr. Doctor
Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They
A lady walks into her doctors office ...
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
Capitalism for Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You
Bad Case of the Stutters
A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,
Famous People Say the Darndest Things
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back
No Laughing Matter
A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into
Santa Singh
A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the
Third Opinion
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients
Hairy Pogo Stick
This guy goes to the doctors office and tells the
A.T.R.
A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could
Nurse Nancy
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about
Doctors, Nurses, Lightbulbs
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light
Mr. Phillard's Twins
One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife
Heavenly HMO
St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven
American Technology
A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.
I'm Smelly Down There, Doc
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for
Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any
The Doctor's Convention
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,
Shoulda Quit While...
A man and woman had a son but when he was born
Fat Dude
A fat dude goes to his doctors, because he needed
Practice Makes Perfect
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what
The Businessman's Medical Problem
A businessman returns from the far east. After
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
HMO
INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN .. Q. What does HMO stand for? A.
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A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says:
Appendicitis
A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and
Motorcycle Patrolman
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated
Bad Puns...no really!
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors
Classic Questions About Australia
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
Wise Sayings
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
The Cure
A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four
New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely
New Darwin Awards 2005
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
Mud Bath
An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes
Psychiatry and Proctology
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry
The Lawnmower
The power mower was broken and wouldn't run. A lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get
George Carlin's Philosophy Class
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three
Vasectomy
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking
Mamma's Bible
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some
Quotes on Sex
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He
The Hypnotist
A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything; been to several doctors
Headline Howlers
Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids
Canadian Tourism Website
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers
Urologist Appointment
I had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting
Car Crash
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same
Three Doctors in Heaven
Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.
Nurse Jenny
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.
Natural Blonde
A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said
Doctor's Office
Three ladies sitting in a doctors office. One says "I'm gonna have a boy cause my husband was on
Duck Shooting
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,
Dumb Nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.