doctors

Joke
Fun
Comedy
Quote



Jokes

Strange Happenings

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed

Mongolian VD

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

Mysterious death

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive

Cooky Cookie Joke

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office? A:

Dr. Doctor

Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They

A lady walks into her doctors office ...

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

Capitalism for Dummies

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Bad Case of the Stutters

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to

Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,

Famous People Say the Darndest Things

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

No Laughing Matter

A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into

Santa Singh

A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the

Third Opinion

Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients

Hairy Pogo Stick

This guy goes to the doctors office and tells the

A.T.R.

A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could

Nurse Nancy

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about

Doctors, Nurses, Lightbulbs

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light

Mr. Phillard's Twins

One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife

Heavenly HMO

St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven

American Technology

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.

I'm Smelly Down There, Doc

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for

Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb

A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any

The Doctor's Convention

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

Shoulda Quit While...

A man and woman had a son but when he was born

Fat Dude

A fat dude goes to his doctors, because he needed

Practice Makes Perfect

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what

The Businessman's Medical Problem

A businessman returns from the far east. After

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign

HMO

INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN .. Q. What does HMO stand for? A.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says:

Appendicitis

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and

Motorcycle Patrolman

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated

Bad Puns...no really!

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

Wise Sayings

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

The Cure

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

New Darwin Awards 2005

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

History Lesson

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Mud Bath

An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes

Psychiatry and Proctology

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

The Lawnmower

The power mower was broken and wouldn't run. A lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get

George Carlin's Philosophy Class

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

Vasectomy

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

Mamma's Bible

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

Quotes on Sex

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Pregnant Mystery

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He

The Hypnotist

A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything; been to several doctors

Headline Howlers

Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Urologist Appointment

I had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting

Car Crash

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same

Three Doctors in Heaven

Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.

Nurse Jenny

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.

Natural Blonde

A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said

Doctor's Office

Three ladies sitting in a doctors office. One says "I'm gonna have a boy cause my husband was on

Duck Shooting

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,

Dumb Nurse

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.