Jokes
Doctor Become A Farmer
Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,
4th and Goal
Q:Whatââ,¬â"¢s funnier than kicking a zombie
Little Leprechaun?
A leprechaun walks into a bar, and he see's a sign
Bar & Donkey
Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub
Fart Glossary
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize
Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had
Husband, Wife & Mule
'Once there was husband and wife who had just bought
Yo Mama's Like a Donkey
Yo mama is like a donkey. Everybody rides the ass.
Donkeys' Quixotic Journey
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain
The Stupid Nomad
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on
Father Murphy's Donkey
Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very
A Nun and Her Donkey
A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race.
Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church
Donkey and Onion
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an
Donkey Joke
A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite
Broken Down
Once there was this man whose car broke down.
Donkey Compliment
How do you compliment a donkey? ''Hey, nice
Linguistic Lapses
In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers
American in Mexico
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and
The Rooster and the Donkey
Q: If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an
Donkeys at Christmas
What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide
Donkeyboy
Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, ''Hey Donkeyboy,
The "No Love" Boat
When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
Priest's First Mass
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he
You Can't Please Everyone
An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. As they
Dead Donkey
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver
Kenny and the Donkey
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer
The Donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer
Female Comebacks
Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't
Bad Translations From Places Afar
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
Cave Excavation
A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
Pleasing Everybody
There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy
Priest's Donkey
The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo
The Blob
A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary
I'll Come as a Dove
The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.