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Doctor Become A Farmer

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

4th and Goal

Q:Whatââ,¬â"¢s funnier than kicking a zombie

Little Leprechaun?

A leprechaun walks into a bar, and he see's a sign

Bar & Donkey

Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub

Fart Glossary

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had

Husband, Wife & Mule

'Once there was husband and wife who had just bought

Yo Mama's Like a Donkey

Yo mama is like a donkey. Everybody rides the ass.

Donkeys' Quixotic Journey

Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain

The Stupid Nomad

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on

Father Murphy's Donkey

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

A Nun and Her Donkey

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race.

Bishop And The Ass

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

Donkey and Onion

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an

Donkey Joke

A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite

Broken Down

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

Donkey Compliment

How do you compliment a donkey? ''Hey, nice

Linguistic Lapses

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers

American in Mexico

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and

The Rooster and the Donkey

Q: If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and

Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an

Donkeys at Christmas

What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide

Donkeyboy

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, ''Hey Donkeyboy,

The "No Love" Boat

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

Priest's First Mass

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he

You Can't Please Everyone

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. As they

Dead Donkey

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver

Kenny and the Donkey

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer

The Donkey

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer

Female Comebacks

Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't

Bad Translations From Places Afar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Cave Excavation

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

Pleasing Everybody

There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy

Priest's Donkey

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo

The Blob

A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary

I'll Come as a Dove

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.