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Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash

A man who was having heart trouble went to the

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, "Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged,

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: