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The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoys sex more. The man

Qn: Why is fish cunning ?Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)Qn: What animal falls down the

There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Bud. The bartender gives it to her, she drinks it, and passes

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The

A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son

A blonde and a brunette are in a bar. As they order

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar? Because

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

A man walks into a bar. Bartender asks what'll

There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks

A husband is at home watching a football game when

1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

Women got off the Titanic first. Women can scare

How do you get a blonde on the roof? ....tell

Where do the characters go when I use my backspace

''What are you doing tonight?'' asked the Air France

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven's

"Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks." "Why?" "They

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a

A guy and his son go into a bar. The son is a

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do

Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying

A guy walks into a bar and he orders a whiskey.

A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man:

In the suburbs, there's grass. In the ghetto,

A man walks into a pub and sits down at a table.

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

A masked man walks in to a sperm bank, pulls a

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the

Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After

A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

Every day I give thanks to the Goddess: I have

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the

Cover charge:  $15.00 Round of drinks: 

    A guy is sitting at a bar in

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at

A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says:

An Englishman A Scotsman and an Irishman are all setting in a bar in New York discussing about how

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says,

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A

A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you

You are different and that's bad. Pop goes the hamster......and other great microwave games. What

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left

Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West.

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered,

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie. One day they decide

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk,

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but