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Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple

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There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck

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A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo

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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York

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A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun.

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A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in

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A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver

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Two drunk guys stumble out of a bar and get into

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One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

A man hails a taxi, and gets inside. "5th and

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

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A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all

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The taxi driver picks up a nun. After a little

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A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She

One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving

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The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

There was a long line of souls before the gate

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when

A truck driver was driving down the highway when

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One day in the city a bus driver was making his

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and

A man gets on a bus with only a nun and the driver.

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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains

A man is driving down the road and notices a car

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A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If

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One day a Hippie gets onto a bus. He sees a beautiful

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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

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A state trooper spied a car puttering along at

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since

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Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right

Two drivers came to a bridge over which only one

This blonde gets pulled over by a cop, who walks

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful

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Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a

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Once there was a farmer with three sons. One day

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It's a nasty day, and a guy gets pulled over for

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in

This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo,

A minister has just died and is standing in line

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Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight,

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

A truck driver was driving along the freeway saw a sign that read, 'Low Bridge overhead' but, before

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City Christmas Shopper Seniors down a highway, when

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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most

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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

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A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina

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Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble.

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Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them

A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out

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Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after

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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed,

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner.

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A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and

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trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and

A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were

An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car

Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am,

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

During an Army war game a commanding officer''s jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the

A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem