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Death Cab

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York

Big Pink Gorilla

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

Potato in the Pants

James was on the beach, and could not understand

UVA vs. VT Football

If you have a Virginia Tech football player and

Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives

Yo' mama so fat, she drives a Spandex car!

Comfortable

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

Penguins Go to the Zoo

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank

Holy Shot!

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides

Ferry Boy

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every

Pee On A Ferrari

One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone

Five Minutes to Midnight

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there.

That's Not Your Rug

One day in the city a bus driver was making his

Buy Another Condom, Fool

A guy is on a trip with his girlfriend and he only

Shrewd Investment

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

Just A Juggalo

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a

A Helpful Man

A man is driving down the road and notices a car

What is Six Inches Long?

What is 6 inches long, has a big head, and drives

Apples For Sale

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes

Southerner Moves North

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

Troubled Man

A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians

Holiday in Ibiza

A man wanted to go on holiday in Ibiza because

The Chicken and The Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 

Mud Hole Morality Play

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

Gorilla Golf

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is

Add It Up: Relationship Guide

    For all you guys out there who

Horny Old Ladies

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

Full of Wool

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them

Panhandlers

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles

Almonds

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City Christmas Shopper Seniors down a highway, when

Waiting for the Bus

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately,

What is a Redneck?

To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South. To somebody in the South, it is anybody in

Grandma's Letter

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

Buying A Car

Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble.

The Date

A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as

The Price For Being Good

3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your

Good Advice

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come

Sisters of St. Francis

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

Parking in New York

A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going

Adult Video

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she

Nerd Season

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

Prize Bull

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

Travelling Penguin

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.

Relationship Guide

Add It Up: Relationship Guide For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:

Gone but not forgotten

Four older men stand on the first tee. Just as Ralph is about to hit his tee shot, a funeral procession

Old Ladies

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do

Too Far In

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,

Sinking Animals

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls

Pigs

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices