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One day a man forgot to tell his wife the couches

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your

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Yo mama's so stupid, when yo daddy suggested doggie-style,

There once was this guy who was going on a date

How do you keep a blonde at home? Build

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common?

There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your

This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son