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An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

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Three couples went in to see the minister about

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A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a

An old man went to the social security office to

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided

A young woman experienced car trouble late one

Yo mama's so old that her friend told her to act

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle

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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all

A mother is making a cake for her three sons when

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One day this Preacher decided that he would skip

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An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

There were three blondes living together. Blonde

An elderly couple decided to take a cruise to spice

A little boy was playing in his sandbox when the

A man arrived at a small village in India, and

One day a blonde was outside of her apartment on

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The pentagon said they had too many generals running

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally

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A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day. Just as he reached the

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

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This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

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There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

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This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

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I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West.

"You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor to the ninety-year old man after

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

A chemistry instructor wanted to teach his ninth grade class about the evils of liquor, so he created

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony,

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An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He

At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his