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Robinson was notorious for finding the little loopholes that won him acquittals even in the most difficult

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led

Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

Nervous Taxi Driver A passenger in a taxi leaned

Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It

There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get

A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city.

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd

Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now,

All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to

There was a long line of souls before the gate

There were two little crabs who met in Florida

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly

There was a man who was drivivng down the road

Two hookers were riding around town with a sign

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in

Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said,

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc,

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

    Stupid people should have to

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally,

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, "I hate all

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed,

THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to