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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. ,The defense attorney asked,

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist

Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are

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A boy goes to the drugstore with his dad and sees

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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of

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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from

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A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many

After an overnight flight to meet my father at

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the

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There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his

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A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What

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A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

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All Drugs have a scientific name. Tylenol is

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Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on

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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy

The AMA and NZMA has declared that the long term implications of drugs or medical procedures must

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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

A gentleman was just out of surgery for a appendicitus. His wife sat calmly beside him holding his

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The

1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes

An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go

two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist

My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting