Jokes
Dirty Little Matt
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the
Button Smashers
Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet
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Yo Mama's So Poor... Park
Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park,
Sex-Crazed Cock
One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster
Three Guys
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Ducks and Elephants
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires.
Three Little Ducks
A man walks into a bar with three little ducks
Lucky MotherDucker
Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.
The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.
Boudreaux and Pedro
One day ole Boudreax was going out in his boat.
The Three Ugly Ducklings
One day in a small redneck town in the middle of
This Duck-Hunting Dog Is AWESOME
There was a man once that was always talking about
Little Pianist
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front
Bubble Blowing Duckies
Three ducks were swimming in
A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad
Sick Duck
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained
Duck Hunt
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
Old Duck
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor
Duck Bill
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained
The Hillbilly and the Game Warden
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his
Three Ducks
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left
Blondes Duck Hunting
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and