Jokes
Lesbian Patient
A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your
Teacher and Student
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
Blondes and cow patties
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?
Dark Suckers
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs
Hooligan Hijinx
A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams
Women vs. Dog Poop
What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
Unlikely
Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
You don't have to put cream in your coffee to
Blondes and Fun
Q: Why do blondes have more fun ? A: They're
Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little
If Men Ruled the World
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically
Why Trick-Or-Treating is Better than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little
Bill Of No Rights
Our Rights: The following was written by State
Facts of Life
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for
Modern Proverbs
a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
Trial
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early
Golfing Realities
Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A
A Letter To My Dogs & Cats
Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
Computer Quotes
"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory
An Old Farmer's Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and
Healthy Proverbs
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for
Modern Medicine
Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~
Valentine's Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been
Success
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do,
Gift Mix-Up
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating