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A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant.

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

An elderly woman comes home and finds her daughter

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th

An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The

The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady.

After World War II, an American soldier was going

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle

On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers

This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed

There was an elderly couple that went to McDonald's.

It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.

An elderly couple decided to take a cruise to spice

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get

    An elderly woman entered a large

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly

Once upon a time, there was a little old man who

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her

In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden,

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, "I am going to get a dish of

It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor

Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked a young chick with

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly

An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and

This is a true story.. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car,

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady truck up a conversation and

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked how many of the congregation have

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately,

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when she was startled

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.

An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have

Three prospective church goers attend a meeting with the clergy of a local church and ask to become

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous,