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An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American,

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

You're more confused than an Amish electrician!

This week, the Bush administration finally released

How many Republicans does it take to change a light

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

When I was young, I had no sense, Stuck my dick

Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch. One says,

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every

Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when

There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater.

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

Slash, a well-known murderer, had been on death

If an electric train is heading north, which way

"Guess what I got for my mother for Christmas?

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

There was a dentist, an electrician, a salesperson,

A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window

One day while a wife was working in the kitchen,

Q: What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?

What do electric trainsets and women's breasts

One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door

If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

Three engineering students were gathered together

    BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You

-It is always possible to park directly outside

    A herd of buffalo can only move

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180

Our Rights: The following was written by State

The wedding date was set and the groom's three

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot

In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity. Once, while

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

You are different and that's bad. Pop goes the hamster......and other great microwave games. What

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks,

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,

A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen, was listening to her son play with his

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.