elevator

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to

After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding

One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead

The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven.

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease

Mariah Carey's got so much shaft, even elevators

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby

5. Does this look infected to you? 4. Would

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The

A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in

This Avon lady was out selling her wares. She

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every

Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are

Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100

Always take the time to smell the roses... and

1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly

Yo' mama like an elevator, you push the right button

Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing

A man who always plays golf sees a beautiul woman

A man and a woman met in an elevator. ''Where are

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator,

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã, 

Run one lap around the office at top speed

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ****************************** In

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

A business man got on an elevator.when he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A

A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big,

Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, "What's that

As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was

An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: