Jokes
You've been programming too long
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,
Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.
US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his
Italian Mother
Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony
Highschool Sweethearts
There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.
Signs You've had Too Much of The '90s
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family
How to Write a College Paper
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted
Wrong Email Address
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned
You've Been Programming Too Long When...
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,
The Trouble With Email
It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider
All That Good Info
Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
Sure-Fire Signs There's Trouble On The Job
1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete
Best Out of the Office Messages
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared
Tech Support Conversations
A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about
Getting the most from your I.T. department
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,