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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

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Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

A man lying on a stretcher in the emergency room

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

(which in our society means over 25) An older

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted

An old lady's husband had just died and she felt

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department,

Did you hear that former American Olympian Picabo

A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her

A man staggers into an emergency room with two

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised

About ten recruits are making their first parachute

Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally,

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am,

A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten off his fingers. He

From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from

A man fell asleep on the beach.He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How

Ben was working at the lumberyard one day, pushing a tree through the saw, when he accidentally cut

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter