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TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's

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Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

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To all Employees: It has been brought to Management's attention that some individuals throughout

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

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This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

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