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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not

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Why are fire engines red? You'd be red too

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced

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You might be a redneck if you think the last words

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke,

Three engineering students were gathered together

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a

Two engineering students were walking across campus

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes

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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,

I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20

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Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable

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A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey --

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out

Blonde Boater A True Story Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the level

A gynecologist who had lost interest in his medical practice decided to change careers and enrolled

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his

There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived

This an interactive joke, so have a piece of paper and pen handy. A blonde woman walks into an auto

There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living. They went to see a counsellor, and he

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So,

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced,

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The

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