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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoys sex more. The man

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where

Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor

A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

In a city park stood two statues, one female and

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

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A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,

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A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

There was an old man named Bill, and one of the

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A conscience does not prevent sin; it only prevents

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman

A man is participating in a golf tournament. He

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette,

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there

There once was a woman who had a boyfriend that

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend

"What does your husband look like when you're giving

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater

A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

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Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy

A dwarf and a normal woman met at a party. The

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

An old man and woman were married for years, even

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing

      AT&T fired President John

Similarities between the Titanic video and the

   As you grow older, what lost

    For the first time in many years,

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

A young blonde stock broker was bored with her

First and foremost, we are not obligated to do

Are you considering having children? To determine

A young lady was standing in front of a shoe store

    One day, a man named Tony died.  

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and

When you are dating..... Farting is never an

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Once upon a time, there was a little old man who

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Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine

A woman came up behind her husband while he was

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A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he graduated college. So much so that he could

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I work hard because millions on welfare

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "He

Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas,

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

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Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college.

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A

Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check

1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3.

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is

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Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2.

Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends.....

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back

I was at a friends wedding. Her father asked me to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but I figured

There were two ministers who met each Sunday morning riding to their particular church. They both enjoyed

A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I know you! You were a very nice

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

A crusty old marine corps colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal

An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed, "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife