Jokes
Change of plan
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered
Who Died the Worst Death?
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed
Three Words
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young
Ask too many times
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they
Take all your clothes off
Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,
Alien Abduction
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner
Monkey Balls
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,
Joe D. Days
A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game
69 Virgin
An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house
Hack Golfer
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,
Pros/Cons of a Threesome
Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone
Honk If You Love Jesus
The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''
You SINNER!!!!!!!
A conscience does not prevent sin; it only prevents
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
How many perverts does it take to put in a light
Geriatric One-Nighter
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get
Memory Loss
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine
Suspenders
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette,
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,
One Arm, Two Arm, Red Arm, Blue Arm
Horace was born with only one arm but he managed
Laundry Time
There once was a woman who had a boyfriend that
Sitting at a Bar...
A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world
The Blonde and The Jaguar
A young blonde stock broker was bored with her
Priests on a Hawaiian Vacation
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and
Celebrity Computer Viruses
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory
Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was
Definitive Sign
A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he graduated college. So much so that he could
Cool Cat
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
Grandma's Letter
Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear
Slide Down the Banister
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an
Deer Hunting Season
A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A
Life in Hell
Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check
How to clean your toilet the fun way!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2.
Considerations
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers
An Indecent Proposal
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally
Good Advice
I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come
New Vocabulary For The Office
Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around
Fixing The Pearly Gates
3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing
Christmas Raffle
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided
Physical Chemistry Midterm
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer
Race Track
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back
What's in a Name?
I was at a friends wedding. Her father asked me to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but I figured
Singing Bullfrog
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me
The Drinking Nun
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about
Golfing Preacher
There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the
Old Oral Sex
An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old
Old and Forgetful
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,
Head of an Indian
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying
The Frying Pan
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife