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Change of plan

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

Who Died the Worst Death?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Three Words

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young

Ask too many times

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

Take all your clothes off

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes,

Alien Abduction

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner

Monkey Balls

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

Joe D. Days

A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game

69 Virgin

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,

Pros/Cons of a Threesome

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

Honk If You Love Jesus

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

You SINNER!!!!!!!

A conscience does not prevent sin; it only prevents

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

Geriatric One-Nighter

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get

Memory Loss

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine

Suspenders

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette,

The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,

One Arm, Two Arm, Red Arm, Blue Arm

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

Laundry Time

There once was a woman who had a boyfriend that

Sitting at a Bar...

A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after

Diver Meets Guy Underwater

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world

The Blonde and The Jaguar

A young blonde stock broker was bored with her

Priests on a Hawaiian Vacation

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory

Who is Marylou?!?

A woman came up behind her husband while he was

Definitive Sign

A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he graduated college. So much so that he could

Cool Cat

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

Grandma's Letter

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

Slide Down the Banister

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

Deer Hunting Season

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A

Life in Hell

Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check

How to clean your toilet the fun way!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2.

Considerations

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

An Indecent Proposal

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally

Good Advice

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come

New Vocabulary For The Office

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

Fixing The Pearly Gates

3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing

Christmas Raffle

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided

Physical Chemistry Midterm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Race Track

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back

What's in a Name?

I was at a friends wedding. Her father asked me to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but I figured

Singing Bullfrog

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

The Drinking Nun

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about

Golfing Preacher

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

Old Oral Sex

An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old

Old and Forgetful

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,

Head of an Indian

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

The Frying Pan

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife