Jokes
Dear Dad
A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything
Stone
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and
Soy Toy
While going through his wifeââ,¬â"¢s dresser
Blonde E-Mail
How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?
Dummy e-mail
How do you know if a dummy has been sending e-mail?
Rent
A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
The Lawyer & The Dead Man
A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,
The Deer Hunt
Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00
Special Delivery
It was mailman George's last day on the job after
Stuttering Salesman
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,
Three Envelopes
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day
The Pink Envelope
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian
Classy Insults
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest
Valentines Day
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically
Donation
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found
All That Good Info
Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
Dear John
A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her
Actual Lines from Resumes
I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability
Scared Stiff
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and
The Happy Mailman
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds
Selling Bibles
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the
The Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything
Post Office
A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One
How to Mess with the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always
Last Request
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when
Funeral Arrangements
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and
Valentine Card
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically
Lawyer's Revenge
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off
George the Mailman
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all
HIS and HERS ATM
HIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and