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Dear Dad

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything

Stone

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and

Soy Toy

While going through his wifeââ,¬â"¢s dresser

Blonde E-Mail

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?

Dummy e-mail

How do you know if a dummy has been sending e-mail?

Rent

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.

Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

The Lawyer & The Dead Man

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,

The Deer Hunt

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

Special Delivery

It was mailman George's last day on the job after

Stuttering Salesman

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

Three Envelopes

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day

The Pink Envelope

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian

Classy Insults

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

Valentines Day

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically

Donation

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found

All That Good Info

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

Dear John

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her

Actual Lines from Resumes

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability

Scared Stiff

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

The Happy Mailman

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

Selling Bibles

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

The Letter

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything

Post Office

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One

How to Mess with the IRS

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

Last Request

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when

Funeral Arrangements

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and

Valentine Card

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically

Lawyer's Revenge

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off

George the Mailman

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all

HIS and HERS ATM

HIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and