Jokes
The Clinton Tragedy
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example
Pay Attention
First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human
KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST
TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,
Q-Tip
At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example
ON THE ROOF
John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The
The Four Ghosts of the White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
Highly Illogical
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they
Arkansas Scholars
Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,
Louisiana Heritage
A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your
Professor of Dirty Jokes
There was an old professor who started every class
Bush's Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.
What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school.
Granny & the Bank Manager's Balls
An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
Dark Suckers
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs
Heaven vs. Hell
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
Banker Joke
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan
Diet for Stress
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat
Little Johnny and the Big Word
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
How to Annoy Your Co-Workers
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
Professor of Logic
A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,
The Fly
From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about
Titanic - The True Story
There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to
Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
Titanic
There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to
The Wheelbarrow
After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor
Morals
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,
How To Drive In Los Angeles
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from
Care To Go Upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs
The Southern Lady
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
Pharmacology
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name
Gentle Thoughts for Today
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
The Tables are Turned
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured
How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day
This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German
Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many
The Top 15 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new
Backyard Archaeology
The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott
Gender
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example... 1) Ziploc Bags- They
Creation of Canada
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel
The Amazon Parrot
When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot
A Kinder, Gentler System
A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on
Logic
Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should
Tragedy
President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th