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The Clinton Tragedy

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

Pay Attention

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

Q-Tip

At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example

ON THE ROOF

John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The

The Four Ghosts of the White House

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Highly Illogical

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

Arkansas Scholars

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,

Louisiana Heritage

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

Professor of Dirty Jokes

There was an old professor who started every class

Bush's Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

What Is Politics?

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school.

Granny & the Bank Manager's Balls

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

Dark Suckers

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

Heaven vs. Hell

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him

Banker Joke

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

Diet for Stress

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

Little Johnny and the Big Word

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn

Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

How to Annoy Your Co-Workers

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

Professor of Logic

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,

The Fly

From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about

Titanic - The True Story

There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to

Men's Rules

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

Titanic

There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." Some have just come to light due to

The Wheelbarrow

After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor

Morals

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

How To Drive In Los Angeles

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

Care To Go Upstairs?

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

The Southern Lady

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

Men Are From Mars

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

Pharmacology

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name

Gentle Thoughts for Today

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

The Tables are Turned

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured

How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

The Top 15 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new

Backyard Archaeology

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

Gender

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example... 1) Ziploc Bags- They

Creation of Canada

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

The Amazon Parrot

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

A Kinder, Gentler System

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

Logic

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

Tragedy

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th