Jokes
Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.
US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his
Drunk Musicians
The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven's
The Sailor and the Pirate
A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit
Damned If I Know
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment
That Damn Ham
A preacher's wife was contemplating what she
Clinton's sons
Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst
Oreo Psycho-Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered
Instant-Win Airbags!
DETROIT--With third-quarter
Chicks
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,
Kindergarden Class
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's
How To Drive In Los Angeles
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from
Girlfriends
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,
Blonde Cookbook
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
Bill Maher's New Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people
Computer Quotes
"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory
The Playground
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows
Helping the Pope
One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same
Computer Women
A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:
How to Mess with the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always
Chili taster named Frank
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili