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Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

There was a woman who had very small breasts and

Yo mama is so fat that I run around her for exercise.

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

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"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

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It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck

I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.

Researchers released a list of foods and activities to help combat osteoporosis, the dreaded disorder

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. "You need to make sure this dog

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They follow his every move for months,

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been