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A technology firm was looking for a new computer

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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job.

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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

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There was this Indian who just came back from a

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even

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Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

There was a brave with no sexual experience. He

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A young woman experienced car trouble late one

(which in our society means over 25) An older

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their

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One day, three flies were sitting in a garbage

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A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

There was once a man who had problems satisfying

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get

It was mailman George's last day on the job after

Are you considering having children? To determine

1) You define summer as three months of bad

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    Psychologists have discovered

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the

1. In the company of females, intercourse

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Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics.

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

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King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were

Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

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A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

We've all had the annoying experience of calling up a hotline and waiting on the phone for eons to

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The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

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* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady truck up a conversation and

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

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You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

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PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,she sank into the comfort

Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the "total PC experience"

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Cindy

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not

Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all