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Bill Gates was going down the road in a car when a cop pulls him over. He says, "Officer, I assure you

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own

This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is sent to a hospital. While on the operating table, she

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

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A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

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A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

This couple have just met in a bar, really hit

This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that

An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the

Three dicks are talking about what their owners

A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads

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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview.

A lady went to a plastic surgeon to see what he

Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their

A preacher's wife was contemplating what she

This guy is suffering from extereme abdominal pain

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me,

A women desperately looking for work goes into

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom

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An FM station has a competition where they ring

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination

A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates,

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

In a small town in alabama, joe bob decides it's time for his cousin, 19 year-old Billy Bob, to learn

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Ma'am?"

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife

Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender explains that the bar

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well