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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action

This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

Q: There is a house. The front is facing south

An old wizard was walking through a park when he

1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing