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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell

"How'd you do it?" the doctor asked as he was setting farmer Joe Brown's broken leg."Well Doc," said

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A:

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was

While going through his wifeââ,¬â"¢s dresser

A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a

Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving down

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

A farmer just got married and was going home on

Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them

A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse

If a farmer was only able to choose between buying

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the

Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

On a rainy night, three guys were driving through

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock.

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

This guy was driving along a country road. Along

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?

This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York.

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and

A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding,

A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the

Once there was a blonde driving home from work

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock

A redneck farmer one day points at his wife's chest

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,

What another word for a gay farmer? A jolly

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes

A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig.

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country

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A guy's driving down a country road when he comes

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all

Three men were on a road trip. their car broke

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a

A reporter heard that a farmer had animals that

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a

There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking

Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?

A travelling salesman is out in the country selling

A travelling salesman was out in the country one

There was once an old pheasant who was chatting

What's the difference between an epileptic farmer

One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes

According to the latest issue of Nature Biotechnology,

Once there was a farmer with three sons. One day

There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the

There was a chicken and a horse playing together

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field

A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

A farmer's crop was ruined for the year and he

One day a farmer was sitting around with one of

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

    A woman walks into her accountant's

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

Last name: ________________ First name (check

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya,

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company,

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer

The Iowa Wage and Hour Department claimed a man owning a small farm was not paying proper wages to

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep."

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years and in the back forty it had a nice pond,

A vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "I`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for

A man decides he wants to have a pig roast, so he goes out to a pig farm to buy one. He agrees on

A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of

There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling

Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo

A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat. He spotted a near-by farm and decided

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices

A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby