Jokes
Capitalism for Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter
Cows In Government
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes
Farmers and Goats
Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?
Getting Your Goat
According to the latest issue of Nature Biotechnology,
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
Morals
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
Agriculture Politics
TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,