farts

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells,

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and

Yo mama's pants so tight, when she farts, it comes

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot

Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a

1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,

You've lost the feeling below your ankles. When

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common? a.

A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time

What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all

Two guys are at their house. They decide to play

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny

Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward

Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her

A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's

There's a woman that has a big problem when it

One day the pre-school teacher said, “We're

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, "What's that

Teacher asked her class to use 'definitely' in a sentence. Jane raised her hand and said, "The sky

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as

A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it