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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,

The young man said to his sweetheart,"We're going to have a great time tonight. I have three theater

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything

A Man is carrying two babies, one in each arm. While waiting for a trainAlong come this woman and seeing

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy,

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

A newly married man asks his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?""Darling,"

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that

A Husband and Wife go to the hospital to deliver their child. The doctor meets them and tells them that

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.The most effective

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

Little Johnny was a young boy, just potty trained. When he went to the bathroom though, he hit everything

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

A sixteen year old girl went to a priest for confession."Father, I called a guy son of a bitch yesterday.""Why

After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the

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One day a man forgot to tell his wife the couches

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.

A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son

Yo mama is so ugly, you're father brings her to

The Principal of an elementary school went into

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient

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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

A man has six children and is very proud of his

An Amish woman and her son are walking through

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84

Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel

This week, the Bush administration finally released

The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with

There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about

Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally

Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter

Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

There was this woman see, and she takes a lover

A guy was driving his truck along the interstate,

On the first day of school in Houston, a teacher

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city.

Little David comes home from first grade and tells

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

An English guy was very ill and his son went to

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used

A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:

Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the

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A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm

There once was this guy who was going on a date

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is

The was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous,

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip

What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his

One day, the Mayor of Whatsville came to Little

A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking

A young priest is unhappy with how little money

An elderly woman comes home and finds her daughter

Three nuns were taking a walk one day. ''I was

A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband

A little boy and his father are walking down the

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school.

A redneck couple gets married and are on their

There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now,

When's a joke like a father? When the punchline's

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor

A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to

Christmas was just around the corner, and a father

Sandra and her husband Jim are expecting a baby

On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing.

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning.

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take

What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo

A father and his son go into the grocery store

A man walks into a barber shop with his daughter.

A little boy came home from school one day and

One night, a father passed by his son's room and

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and

A blonde and her father are walking down a street

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital,

This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets

Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her

A redneck takes his daughter to the doctor to get

(Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway.

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married

After much careful research, it has been discovered

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her

A young man goes home from a war to see his mother

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and

A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal

Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in

A little boy was in his room playing with himself,

There was once a boy whose father gave him a duck,

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one

A couple had been married for many years, and their

Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One

One day, a little boy asks his father what the

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone

A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer

After an overnight flight to meet my father at

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

There was this teacher who was teaching young kids

Mother Superior called a young novice into her

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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for

One time in heaven Saint Peter said to Jesus,

A little Native American boy asks his chief how

A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the

1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

John: "Did you hear the one about the father shoe?" Sara:

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

A woman woke up in the middle of the night and

What is Moby Dick's father's name? Papa Boner.

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married,

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny

Once there lived a mother who had two sons who

About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail

Always take the time to smell the roses... and

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

'Q: What did the Car seat say to the young bull?

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part

Three little boys were sitting around talking about

One day a father and son are flying a kite. The

A man and woman had a son but when he was born

One day a blonde and her friend and their parents

Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

A young boy walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their

Once there was a farmer with three sons. One day

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

There was a father and son who went on a fishing

Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. The gatekeeper

What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia?

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

The privacy partition in the confessional booth

There were three men standing at the Pearly Gates

A lady is in a confession booth. She says to the

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom

A grade school teacher was asking students what

The young fellow was about to be married and was

A man walking his son in the park one day came

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

A grandson ran up to his grandfather and asked

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was

A girl wants to borrow the car from her dad, so

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather

On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims,

A father has three daughters that are all getting

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes

You might be a redneck if your father walks you

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley

A married man goes to confessional and tells the

A couple took their young son for his first visit

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that

A guy is tossing peanuts into the air and catching

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

An old man from a far off land was once on the

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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment.

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard

Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather

Two kids were having the standard argument about

    Four old Catholic women are

The perfect man is gentle, And never cruel or mean. He

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

    Three nuns were talking. "I

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by

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Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A teenage boy and his grandfather

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

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1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down on a bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old

Creation vs Evolution has been settled! A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed

A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies,

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch,

Jack's grandfather left him $10 million, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

"Are you religious? Because I could be the answer to your prayers." "Is there an airport nearby

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong's have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely,

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for

Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday mor ning service, and she's in tears. He says,

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,

Father: Why don't you get yourself a job? Son: Why? Father: So you could earn some money. Son:

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies,

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the

All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. However, every time the kite gets

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son,

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything

Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,"bless me,father,for i have sinned. "i

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9

(This is supposedly a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The

An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his

Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because

Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get

A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store

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"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the

Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad,

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After

One day, Mom was cleaning junior's room, and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor

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A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost." The

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father

Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. "I

So, the tyrannical sergeant major is called to the Colonel's office: "Smith's mother has just died

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

A little johnny comes down for breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has

A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped

An 8-year-old girl asks her father, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father is somewhat surprised that she

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the

In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and

I was at a friends wedding. Her father asked me to dance with him. He was pretty drunk, but I figured

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years

A fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked,

This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected

A drill sergeant was known to be brusque with his men. His lieutenant warned him to try to be more

Three prospective church goers attend a meeting with the clergy of a local church and ask to become

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's

A baby was born with the ability to talk. The first thing he said when he was born was, "Are you

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out on the water, the boy suddenly became curious

"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the

Father O''Grady was standing at the door after Sunday Mass, when Mary Clancy came up to him, tears

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

A young woman brings home her fiancee to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th

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