Jokes
Darn Crazy Kids
A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly
Limey Penguin
A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich
Indian Promiscuity
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one
Harley Davidson and Woman
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors
Feather in His Cap
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the
Particularly Nasty Weather
Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous
Polish Joke
Q: How can you tell when a polish woman is done
Those Darn Blondes
What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking
The Talented Parrot
This guy is not getting along so well with his
You're Probably Aged 23 to 28
You learned to swim about the same time Jaws
Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''
A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã,Â
Historical Origin of The "Finger"
This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for
Old Man and the Punk
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got
Poor Tom
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden,
All That Good Info
Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks
Rooster Replacement
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster
Chicken Sandwich
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit
Gentle Thoughts for Today
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
Oxymoronic Statements
Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;
Defective Parrot
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet
What Shakespeare Really Meant
By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy
30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid
*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A
The Punt & the Geezer
A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from
Design Flaws
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,