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There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw,

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!"

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass

Two astronauts, a man and a women, were on a mission to go to Mars and make contact with intelligent

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.The most effective

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer."

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle

A man was walking down the street and on the

As usual, things were not going well at the United

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the

A fellow strolled up to a lady at the bar and introduced

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when

Being a huge Elvis fan, a pretty, young woman strolled

One upon a time there was a town with a new church

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

The was a man named George who got a new job.

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise

A leprechaun and his friend walked into a bar one

A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of

An Amish couple had just been married and had gone

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

A young fellow walks into a bar. An old crotchety

The young fellow was about to be married and was

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

Two couples go away on a two-week holiday together.

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his

One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They

Run one lap around the office at top speed

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When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down on a bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman

Mark and Paul stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch,

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his

Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven,

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Accountant - Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor - Someone

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she

Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to the nearest bar and

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4.

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman - were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer!"

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A blonde was listening to Two men at a party talking about the recent space program. not wanting to

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good.

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft

A fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked,

This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery,

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. He was quite nervous about

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk,

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

"I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash,"

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says:

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and