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A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

Q: In Europe, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses and a big hat?A: A rich ladyQ: In China, what

A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts."Say, what's your

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you

Two astronauts, a man and a women, were on a mission to go to Mars and make contact with intelligent

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

Ali married Aminah. Ali was so innocent that he did not know how to consummate the marriage (actually

A guy was setting up like a bank account or something like that, and he was being taken care of by a

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when

1. "You get this round and the next round is on

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and

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The American Dairy Association was so successful

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly

In a city park stood two statues, one female and

This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female. A

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

What do you call a female peacock? A she-cock

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys,

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

There was this hunk at a trade fair, flashing his

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

A little boy came home from school one day and

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

What do you get when you cross a pickle and a

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.

What would a female president's husband be called?

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a

There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking

What do you call a nice female midget who gives

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at

An old wizard was walking through a park when he

According to the latest issue of Nature Biotechnology,

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the

Two men were in a pub. One man said, "Did you

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Belts. Women use belts an an accessory, guys use

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

One day a farmer was sitting around with one of

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer

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Male Seminarsby Females 1.  Combatting 

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."    

A male whale and his mate were swimming around

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"  We remain

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and

These two eggs had just been married and were on

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed

What do you call a female sex change? An addadictomy!

1. In the company of females, intercourse

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A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

    The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab. A female crew member took the

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall

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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

One day god is in a really good mood and looks down from the heavens and sees a statue of a man and

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,

A guy walks into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale

FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi,

Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,

Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep , I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example... 1) Ziploc Bags- They

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor

A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving. While reading him his Miranda Rights, the

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day,

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc. SOOOOoooooooooo

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read

A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment

"I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash,"

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female