Jokes
Jokes From Doctors
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,
The Clinton Tragedy
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example
To Diet For
A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only
True Football Fan
Recently, I was at a professional football game
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited
Calamari Quite Contrary
This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people
What Men Need Most
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic
Fifty Cent Piece
What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent
Froggy Woes
A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts
The Clintons and the $50 Hooker
Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of
Fifty Naked Men
Fifty naked men were walking in a circle and one
Science Project
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first
Deaf-Mute Sex
A young deaf-mute couple got married. At first
Be Careful What You Wish For
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel
The Tomato Seller!
A man from another country came to the U.S. and
Jack and Jill and Modern Economics
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck
Psychology Co-ed
Have you heard about the blonde psychology major
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired
Hot Breakfast
There was this couple who had been married for
Seasick
Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his
A Horoscope For The Workplace
ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future
Good Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --
Family Spat
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up
The Elderly Couple
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.
50 Years Later
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table
Struck by a Bus
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a
AMA
The AMA and NZMA has declared that the long term implications of drugs or medical procedures must
Childhood Sweethearts
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To
Dear Husband
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been
Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts
True Doctor Stories
--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife
50 Years of Marriage
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've
Doctor's Stories
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,
Clean Windows
The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's
Fixing The Pearly Gates
3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing
Ever Thought of Divorce?
"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina. "Fifty years," Grandma
Five Dollars
Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a
What's Your Workplace Zodiac Sign ?
MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in
Futuristic Motel
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next
Baseball Bribe
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son