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There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

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One day, a guy was approached by a rich man who

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A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for

A man with an average handicap decides to play

One day a man goes into a hotel and asks for a

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a

A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field

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A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks

A young businessman had just started his own firm.

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An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

A businessman returns from the far east. After

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A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful (and intelligent) pet dachshund

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. "Hi, is Tony

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices

A man came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?"

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she