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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and

Tarzan was walking through the jungle one day and got into a fight with a lion.The lion rips off one

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt.

A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only

One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle

A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone,

Q: What does the blonde say to the doctor when

Three men are on a plane. The first one throws

A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St.

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

Three men had been stuck on an island for ten years. Just

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room,

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

A young mother was having a consultation with a

A husband comes home early from work and catches

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when

One day, on a notice board, a message was written:

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's

A business man is trying to find a potental wife.

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's

A woman finds out that her husband is cheating

A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but

An elderly woman comes home and finds her daughter

A man with an average handicap decides to play

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy,

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite

A woman goes to a doctor, and says, "Doctor I want

This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to

One fine sunny morning a man decides to go golfing.

One day a man goes into a hotel and asks for a

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

A brunette is walking through the country, when

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge

One day a blonde finds out from her friend that

One day, there's a man and his wife driving along

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he

A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern

There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

A man walking along the beach finds a magic lamp

A guy comes home early one day from work. And

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds

A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti.

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes

One day there were three boys walking down the

There is this extremely horny guy who loves to

A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his.

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You

Two blondes are walking down the street when one

A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer

One day two girls were trying out for the school

A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside

A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor,

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He

About ten recruits are making their first parachute

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.

Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer If a packet hits

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and

Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman

On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding

Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

*Juan the Smuggler* Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds

God summons St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him,

Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and asks "Have you

A drill sergeant was known to be brusque with his men. His lieutenant warned him to try to be more

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug. "Why not add some intrigue to

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off

A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young