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Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak

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Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

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One evening, a man was at home watching TV and

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

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One night, a man with no voice and his friend went

A guy and girl are in a hot 'n' heavy makeout session,

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It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up

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Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

(This is supposedly a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

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A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front.

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?". He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said,

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper.

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while