fishing

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.After the wedding, he laid down the following

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So

Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings

Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side

Did you hear the one about the good-looking teenage

The manager of a megastore came to check on his

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse

Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.

How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting

On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing.

There's a fine line between fishing and standing

There was a competition between a team of blondes

There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The

One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

There were 2 whales swimming around who were very

One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching

There was this couple that had twins and they couldn't

A typical macho man married typical good-looking

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

There was a father and son who went on a fishing

These three guys are out having a relaxing day

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing.

There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist,

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye,

Once there were two best friends, named Fred and

It was mailman George's last day on the job after

"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens

1) You define summer as three months of bad

A man phones home from the office and tells his

    Stupid people should have to

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A teenage boy and his grandfather

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job

Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The judge asked both lawyers

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream

Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with

After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and

Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my

Two guys from Blount County are sittin' in a boat on Douglas Lake fishing and suckin' down beer when

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a Princess "Will you marry me?" She said "No." ...And the

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three

As we age, our priorities change .. The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady truck up a conversation and

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out on the water, the boy suddenly became curious

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting